My Misplaced Monday

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I’m not entirely sure what happened to yesterday, how today is Thursday, or what on earth happened to Monday. I suppose that Monday was spent in transit, and that it’s really Tuesday I can’t properly account for.

Last week, on what was apparently Wednesday, I flew home to Ontario for a wedding. Normally I would have found a way to bail on a wedding halfway across the world, but in this case doing so may have barred me from the family. It’s simply against the rules to tell your sister that no, you don’t feel like being a bridesmaid. Bridesmaids require good hair, makeup, dresses, and all that other stuff that I’m not too keen on. Thankfully, my sister’s refusal to slip into bridezilla mode made for an experience that was not just tolerable, but almost enjoyable. If only it hadn’t been a windy day, I could remove almost from the equation.

I’m not entirely sure what happened to yesterday, how today is Thursday, or what on earth happened to Monday. I suppose that Monday was spent in transit, and that it’s really Tuesday I can’t properly account for.

Last week, on what was apparently Wednesday, I flew home to Ontario for a wedding. Normally I would have found a way to bail on a wedding halfway across the world, but in this case doing so may have barred me from the family. It’s simply against the rules to tell your sister that no, you don’t feel like being a bridesmaid. Bridesmaids require good hair, makeup, dresses, and all that other stuff that I’m not too keen on. Thankfully, my sister’s refusal to slip into bridezilla mode made for an experience that was not just tolerable, but almost enjoyable. If only it hadn’t been a windy day, I could remove almost from the equation.

I believe that I spent much of yesterday (which was apparently Wednesday) sleeping. I’d sort of like to sleep again right now, but it’s only 1pm. I’m not 85. Or 5. I can fight this. I do no need a nap. I can be productive. I will eat dry cereal and watch Entourage.

I will eventually wake up in a pool of my own saliva.



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