This is why we are friends.

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[8:49:24 AM] Rhylon: I had a super weird dream about you last night

[8:49:48 AM] me: mmmmmmmmmmh

[8:52:57 AM] Rhylon : you were in this massive spiderweb in a big grey factory and all the yarns of the spiderwebs were intraveinously connected to you tubes and they were all pumping different kinds of sperm from different nationalities and you were spitting out babies and they were being rolled up in the flags of different countries like so many kimbaps

[8:54:28 AM] me: I am officially terrified for the day

[8:56:39 AM] Rhylon : hahaha

[8:57:02 AM] Rhylon : it’s because I’m reading Omnivore’s Dilemma right now and it’s all about industrial corn-fed cattle farming


[8:49:24 AM] Rhylon: I had a super weird dream about you last night

[8:49:48 AM] me: mmmmmmmmmmh

[8:52:57 AM] Rhylon : you were in this massive spiderweb in a big grey factory and all the yarns of the spiderwebs were intraveinously connected to you tubes and they were all pumping different kinds of sperm from different nationalities and you were spitting out babies and they were being rolled up in the flags of different countries like so many kimbaps

[8:54:28 AM] me: I am officially terrified for the day

[8:56:39 AM] Rhylon : hahaha

[8:57:02 AM] Rhylon : it’s because I’m reading Omnivore’s Dilemma right now and it’s all about industrial corn-fed cattle farming



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