Not knowing the future has pained humankind since it's
humble beginning. If you have ever seen the movie
Krull, you'll remember the man who traded one eye
for the power to see the future. But the dark lord who made
this deal with him played a trick. The only future seeing
power he granted him was the power to see his own death, thus
creating a truly tragic creature who we know as the Cyclops.
History abounds with such marvelously tragic
stories. If one examines the present, there are many parallels
to be found, and the future promises to hold abundant fountains of
such tales. It's the stuff of life ... the texture of the
magnificent tapestry which drapes over our tiny speck of a world and
keeps us all warm in our dreams.
Just the other day, ole' A.D. Pearson and I were on a
ship, being rocked by the crazy eastern waves. It was the 12
hour overnight Car Ferry from Cheju to Busan. We were holed up in
the video arcade, trying not to stagger onto the kimche splat on the
floor and trying to avoid all the drunk old men who seemed to want
to gay us up in the bathroom. We had a pitcher of beer and a
tape deck which was either rocking Rolling Stones Exile on
Main Street or Fugazi's Repeater ... anyhow, Pearson, in
usual nutty form, was lazing about in his sleeping bag lain
across a row of orange vinyl loungers and telling me that he's
more comfortable in his dreams than he is in reality. He said
that he gets that comforting sense of 'home' when he's
dreaming. I realized that for those who travel on the loooong
trip ... and if you're there, then you know what I mean; the human
dream-head is like a turtle's shell; It's the home that we carry in
our heads and tuck into at night regardless of where we are ... my
home is in my head.
The Fugazi lyrics went something like this
...
When we've not nothing left to give
Then we'll have no reason left to live
When we've got nothing left to lose
Then you'll have nothing left to use
We owe you nothing
You've got no control
Fugazi was a beautiful band. The essence of
youth energy focused against the darkness of establishment
society. So pure. Burning so hot and bright. So fast and
impermanent. I saw them play in their latter years, in
Hotlanta! ... Atlanta, Gerogia, on the Red Medicine tour. It
was too late. Their energy was diminished. It was like
going to a dead museum ... stuffed animals, posed in scenes of their
glorious past. Interesting, but not so invigorating. So
it goes.
Here I sit, in a very posh Haeundai PC
room. My head is blazing with thoughts of the
pastpresentfuture. Korean language ... gwa-go ...
hyun-jae ... mi-rae ...
This pc room is big and nice. Someone
has poured a lot of money into the glowing orange light
fixtures. There are display cases embedded in black lacquer
columns, filled with red, yellow blue and white colored
rocks, and white frosted plastic tree branches with leaves.
There are also columns holding bubbling water filled fish tanks with
fake plastic fish. Very cute! The walls are blue
with accent lighting and japanese style black lacquer lattices.
Earlier today, I was having lunch with John Bocskay
... Pusanweb Straight Dope columnist.
We were at the VIP western style buffet restaurant
in Seomyeon. It's one of those places where people mob the
buffet lines, piling up plate after plate of bland mediocre
institutional-large-quantity style food. It's one of those
places where my eyes swell bigger than my stomach.
It's got good stuff, smoked salmon, a taco and burrito assembly line
with guacamole and cheese and sour cream. We talked about a
lot of things, mostly women and how much we long to be with them
constantly, yet avoid all of the emotional responsibilities which
lead to so much mental anguish in the mind of a young thoughtless
man. We talked about cars and industrial society. We
talked about the uniforms that the server girls wore and how they
accentuated their calves. We talked about the food. We !
wanted coffee from the serve-yourself coffee makers, but they were
empty. Then we paid for our food ... 28,000 and change for
two lunch buffets. Then we went across the street
and looked at the Harley Davidson motorcycles at the Harley
Dealership. We looked at a shiny new bike which would set the
buy back 36,000,000 won. There was a biker-gal their with
British-Mod style regalia, tight jeans and an alligator skin chain
wallet sticking out of her back pocket. She looked at us like
we were grease monkeys, then she put on her helmet and sunglasses
and revved up her cute Honda which I'm guessing was somewhere
between 250cc and 400cc and she was off.
We walked down the busy Seomyeon street drooling at
the beautiful women and talking about the character from the Joseph
Heller novel Catch 22 ... Dr. Daneeka. I haven't read
the novel, but Bocskay did. He told the the story of Doc
Daneeka which went something like this ... There's a doctor who has
to log flight hours, but doesn't want to go on the dangerous flight
missions. So he has a pilot write his name down on the
flight log, while Doc stays back at base, out of harm's
way. But then the pilot who was nice enough to forge the Doc's
name on the flight logs commits suicide by purposely crashing his
airplane. Everyone thinks that Doc Daneeka went down in the
plane and is dead. He tells them he isn't dead, but no one
believes him. (John laughs at the way the military
personnel can't accept the disparity between reality and
paper.) They write a letter to Doc Daneeka's wife to te!
ll her that he's been shot down and killed.
Doc Daneeka writes a letter to his wife to tell her that he's
alive. And she thinks that there's some sick fuck writing
letters to her in Doc Daneeka's name as a part of a twisted
joke.
While we sat perched on the marble subway
abutment, some Korean college students approached us and asked
us to fill out survey sheets for their class. I was
immediately rude and refused. But Bocskay, ever the nice guy,
accepted. I sat there feeling like a curmudgeon. So I
grabbed a survey sheet, clipboard and pen and began
writing. The survey asked for my name and I wrote
'Kong Long'. Then it asked my job and I wrote, '
Eros video star'. It asked what my job duties were and I
wrote, ' Making love to beautiful women in front of a
video camera.'. Then it asked if I liked Korean food and
I wrote ' Yes'. Then it asked if I could read the
Korean letters and I wrote ' Yes', although in hindsight,
I think I should have written ' ³»'. Then it asked me a
question I can't remember and I wrote ' Yes'. Then it asked me
to sum up! my feelings about Korea in a single word and I wrote '
Easy'. The the students asked us to take a picture in
their cutesy way, and I put my motorcycle helmet on with the face
shield down, because I'm sick of being the anonymous guy in the
photo like the sad fellows inhabiting shrink wrapped new picture
frames at K-mart. The name of the professor who sent these
inquisitive young students out on the street to pester
foreigners who are outside trying to enjoy the beautiful spring
weather as D-- L----. D--, I hope a mosquito flies into your
inner ear for the duration of an 8 hour sleepless night this summer
and buzzes your brains out. Next time, be cool for once in
your life and try not to involve innocent hardworking people
in your devious teaching schemes during their off hours. Eat
hell you bad bitch!
Earlier, before lunch, John and I were looking at the
Poetry Plus page on Busan web. I'd noticed how my show-closing
performance wasn't on there, even though it is listed as a complete
video of the night. I questioned my omission on the snazzy new
Poetry Plus 11 video display and I was told that '
the pleasantry police found my performance abrasive and
unpleasant'. In defense of the Pusanweb, my act was
waaaay to long to download onto their page, a technical problem
which was totally reasonable. But in defense of me, I want to
explain the background context of my performance. I
dragged my Juno 60 polyphonic analogue synthesizer onto the
stage and conjured up the chaotic sounds from beyond in order
to offset the words of the poem I performed which was entitled '
GIRL, YOU GOT VOODOO TITTIES AND A BLACK MAGIC
PUSSY'. It's true that the verse contained words
which might ! be considered a little 'blue'. But
that poem was an expression of the emotional anguish I've been
suffering at the hands of
a truly psychologically damaged woman who was present
at the Poetry Plus 11 reading. I tried the marry the
words with the noise in an attempt to avoid addressing this
individual directly and publicly from the stage, which is
a very un-cool thing to do to anyone. I was also afraid
that if she caught on to the subject of my poem, she would
fly off the handle and punch, bite, slap, head-butt and scratch my
face as she has on several other occasions. Since last
September, my blood on her hands has been her
truth. From her I have learned that there
is nothing on Earth more frustrating than being physically
brutalized by someone who you can't fight back by virtue
of their gender and physical stature. Plus, rocking
the stage with G.I. ! Sean Marvin on bass,
two-fisted-and-fightin' Ben on the Drums, Bocskay on guitar and
freestyles by Pearson on the mike was just fun ... it's too bad no
one gets to see us go ... I'm not too shy to tell you that I was
dancing on the amplifier and playing that keyboard with my feet
y'all!
Looking at the webpage on his shitty power-mac laptop,
I said to John, " Good gods man! I'm being
historically revised out of existence!". We laughed and went
for lunch.
Pastpresentfuture.
Later in the evening, I wound up at A.D.
Pearson's house, sitting on the couch and drinking a
beer. We were talking about the review in
either the Korean Herald or the Korea Times, of Jimmer's
new book A Day In The Life. We've
both read the book. He read the review and I haven't had the
chance yet. But someone else told me that the reviewer
panned the book. The other person and Pearson both told
me that the reviewer said it relied too heavily on pop culture
sub references and inside jokes between friends.
We both thought this assessment was accurate. But Pearson said
that the reviewer was also very generous in the way
he treated the novel as a legitimate work of literature. A
strange balance was struck. I was at Jimmer's book signing a
few weeks earlier. We toasted champagne and danced around the
decapi! tated head of a pig with a chun won stuck in the mouth,
Korean style, in order to bless his new business endeavor. It
was the most fun I've ever had at a book signing.
Here lies a review of a review told by word-of-mouth.
Mask dancing is a popular Korean pastime.
The bizarre drama's of everyday life are pantomimed in an
exaggerated fashion.
The digital future is frightening to me, because it
is so accepted and so easy to manipulate. The digital
presence of a person can be wiped out of existence in a matter of
hours. There is great danger in relying on the digital medium
as a means of recording history. The cyclops not only sees his
future death ... but the future removal of his
death record from existence. The what? The who?
These things we cling to ... sub-reference, allegory, verbal history
through storytelling ... methods of tying ourselves into the
tapestry. The thought of being dis-incorporated into the
oblivion which lies apart from this tapestry is
terrifying.
Dear reader, here is a neologism ... a new word, I
submit for your judgment ... your consideration ...
acknowledgment ....
ANACHRONARCHY
Please consider the roots of this new
word:
Anachronism ... something displaced from it's
proper time ... like a digital watch in a scene from the film
Braveheart.
Together they conjure up images in my mind of a
conceptual bomb ... a non-physically-violent bomb if you will.
A weapon to take time away from those who would those who
would try to control it for the people of the world. As I see
it, time is the only true currency in the world. It's the
equalizer which sets all humans on an even playing field. Who
on earth lives more or less than 24 hours in one day? The poor
man lives 24 hours. The rich woman lives 24
hours. The kid with no legs lives 24 hours in one day.
The old guy in the nursing home, hooked up on life support and
oxygen lives 24 hours in one day. Time is the true
money ... and it scares the shit out of power mongers that
everyone has the same amount of time to live in a day. That's
why the rulers take measures to control the people's
time. That's why greedy business men want to own their worker!
's time. Time + Action = Output = Profit. Try to
deny it.
When they tell you to use a new computer, use a pencil
or a typewriter. When they tell you to buy a new mini-disc
player, find an old record player. When they tell you to buy a
new pair of nike's, put on some old-man style wing tips. When
they tell you to live in a high rise apartment, rent a mansion style
house. When they tell you to wear cosmetics, don't. When
they tell you to watch the new blockbuster movie, watch a black
& white. When they tell you to drink alcohol, drink water
and smoke natural herbs. When they tell you to bow down, rise
up and dance a funky dance. When they tell you to send email,
write a letter on paper. When they tell you to take an airplane,
take a boat. When they tell you to go quickly, go
slowly. Choose where and how to spend you
time.
I think it was Ray Bradbury who said, " When they
give you lined paper to write on, turn it sideways and write through
the lines.".
I only know a few other universal truths.
Everybody breaths air ... NO2 I think ... nitrogen
dioxide. Everybody comes from their mother's womb. So,
we all come from the same place and we all need to suck the
same air. Those simple facts should be enough to destroy all
illusions of superiority/inferiority between people and create a
natural atmosphere of peace on Earth between all humankind. I
have a sad feeling that these facts won't end war on Earth
yet, but I'm still hoping. I won't attempt to dodge the
'naive' bullet.
Anybody who uses violence against another human to
achieve any sort of material gain is an asshole.
Anybody who revises history as a means of
achieving material gain or legal vindication or self righteousness
in the eyes of their family is an asshole too.
What does it mean to be an asshole? To be
an asshole is to be a carrier of darkness, perpetual untruth
and negativity to the people who surround you.
When you throw a paper cup from McDonalds into the
grass at a park, you are a sort of minor asshole. When you beat
someone up at a bar because you are drunk and you don't like
the way they looked at you, you are a big asshole. When you
order your troops to gun down unarmed villagers you are a
huge asshole. You drag the world down towards hell.
This equation:
X (motive) x V (violence, transgression) =
H (hellification of Earth) holds true in a lot of situations.
And in 'hell' I don't necessarily mean the biblical
sense ... not literally, but a sort of parallel ... a dark world of
doomed aspirations, hopelessness and rampant nihilism.
That's what the 'good fight' is against. The 'good fight'
is larger than any one religion or any one philosophy. The
'good fight' is larger than any single person, any single
artistic medium, any single invention. The 'good fight' is
more important to human kind than the wheel or
fire. Anybody in any country, of any racial heritage can
engage in the 'good fight'. The 'good fight' is a battle
against suffering. Buddha says suffering is caused by desire.
That's big, dear readers. That's so heavy ... heavier than the
fattest Buddha. It could take several lifetimes to comprehend
that statement. I'm still sumo wrestling with what it
means and how it applies to me. But enough of
eastern religion. That's another big bag in and of
itself.
Here's a story in closing. It was told to me by
a 24 year old Fijian man named Caminellie Tunevaillieu ... who goes
by the nickname Cams. He was a strange fellow who I met and
hung out with daily for two months on the southern main Fijian
island of Viti Levu. He was young and poor and covered in
bizarre growths all over his body, like hundreds of big black
knobs. He was also covered in blue ink tattoo ... of the
variety that me and my friends back in the states call 'prison
tat'. The 'prison tat' covered most of his body and a lot
of it was text. One of the phrases I read from his bicep
was ' Expect the Unexpected'. There were a lot of paragraphs
on his body about how he was misunderstood. He was thin and
said that his body couldn't hold water. He wore the best
cloths he had and kept his hair neatly trimmed even though he spent
most of his day in the village garden patch and serving
various tourist guests. He even wore a gold
chain and cologne. One day he told me one of the greatest
stories I have ever heard. It started when he told me that
he'd seen the Golden Gate Bridge and Alcatraz in San
Francisco the Panama Canal and the Statue of Liberty in
New York. It went something like this:
I was drinking with my friend. He turned to me
and said, " Hey Cams, do you want to go to New Zealand
tonight?". I was drunk and shocked and I asked, " How can we
go to New Zealand tonight?".
He said, " I know a crewman of a container ship
leaving tonight. If we give him $200 (Fiji Dollars = about $75
US), and bring enough water and biscuits for three weeks and some
smoke for the ship's crew, we can stowaway in the
container. Travel to New Zealand Columbian container
style. Once we get there we can pick fruit on a
farm. My girlfriend and baby are already there.".
I wasn't doing anything at the time but drinking and
not working, so I said, " Okay.". I went home and got what
money I had. We met back up and got the water, the biscuits
and the smoke. Then we put our money together and went to the
ship at the docks in Suva (Fiji's capital city).
We gave the crewman our money and he told us, "
Just hang out in the container. They're going to search the
ship when its near New Zealand. If you get caught, I don't know
about you. If you get caught, whatever you do, don't jump into
the water. Six boys died from jumping overboard a few months
ago. It's better to get caught than to jump overboard.
So for three weeks we hung around in the
container. We only ate enough biscuit and water to stay alive,
pissing and shitting in a bucket which our friend would dump into
the ocean for us. Sometimes he would bring us a little
food and we would trade him smoke for himself and the rest of
the crew.
When we got close to New Zealand, a customs ship
docked and began to search the ship with dogs. They found
us and chased us out of the container. The dogs were chasing
me, barking and snarling like the hounds of hell, and I climbed a
number of container ladders to get away from them. They caught
us and took us into ship's custody. When we reached the
mainland, my friend used what money he had to bribe the officials to
let him go free. He's in New Zealand now, picking fruit
and living with his girlfriend and his baby. I didn't have
enough money to bribe the officials. They told me I
could go to jail in New Zealand and wait to be
deported, or stay on the ship for four months and make a trip up to
San Francisco, down through the Panama Canal, up to New York City
Harbor and then back through the Panama Canal, to Fiji
where the officials would be waiting to charge me. I decided to
take the four month trip on the boat.
And that's what we did. We sailed up through the
pacific, to San Francisco, where I saw the Golden Gate Bridge and
Alcatraz with my own eyes. Then we went through the
Panama Canal and up to New York. There I saw the Statue
of Liberty with my own eyes. I was never allowed off the
boat. I just sat around, watching the crew work, smoking and
growing my beard. They fed me with their food. Then we
sailed back down through the Panama again and to Fiji. When we
got home, the authorities were waiting to take me into
custody. I met them at the dock, smiling, with a very long
beard. They took me to the judge and he fined
me $2000 Fiji dollars ( about $750 US dollars). My mom
gave me $1000 and I didn't pay the rest, so I had to serve five
months in Fijian prison. But that was alright, because serving
time in Fiji isn't so bad. I've got a lot of friends in
there and it's actually fun most of the time. It was
the greatest trip of my life to see those famous places that I never
would've been able to see any other way. Three weeks ... four
months ... five months ... and worth every second. I saw them
with my own eyes.".
And then we smiled and had a smoke together,
listening to a Peter Tosh tape on his small cassette deck. I
realized that hearing his story with my own ears was the reason that
I am driven to go to places like the Fiji Islands. I don't
know if it was a true story, but I choose to believe it was.
Later that night, on the overnight car ferry from
Cheju to Busan, ole' A.D. and me ventured out on the deck.
There was a full moon hanging over our huge little boat like a giant
single glowing eye. The moon had a shimmering halo around it,
and the clouds under it looked like cheeks and a mouth ... I saw the
cyclops staring down at me from the sky, smiling a tragic smile and
I felt the future as if it were the wind blowing at my back.
Then Pearson farted and we laughed.
ANACHRONARCHY IN THE R.O.K. ... PEACE TO ALL
PEOPLE OF THE EARTH PLANET
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