Headline News -- Gold in the Hermit Kingdom
June 25, 2003
Seoul, South Korea
AP. UP. Rueters Int. --- This morning a presidential
source revealed that a secret geological survey of the substrate
beneath the presidential "blue" house had found gold
bearing ore.
The source revealed that the substrate assayed at 36oz./ton for
gold, 22oz./ton for zinc, 15oz./ton of nickel, and 15 oz./ton
of copper. The assay weight for the gold alone makes it one of
the richest finds in recent history.
The study, performed in secrecy, was initiated partly based on
historical documents, which were recently rediscovered in Korean
history archives. The documents referred to the Kogoryo dynasty
when someone apparently saw some gold particles on the sand beaches
of the Han River. Originally believed to be erroneous the information
was largely ignored until recently.
A Korean-Russian geologist lately returned from Moscow State
University noticed the similarity between the geology of the region
around the Blue house and other gold bearing areas around the
world.
The report stressed the size of the ore body to be greater than
eight million tons of combined ore, which at current values places
the overall value of the ore body at between 600 and 800 trillion
US dollars.
When called to confirm this information, the presidential press
staff stated that the president knew of the find, but as of yet
was undecided on how to deal with its recovery. They went on to
say that President Noh was talking with all of his staffs to ascertain
what to do next.
This discovery would bring huge capital to both Korea and Seoul
in particular. The large value of the discovery bodes well for
the future economic prosperity of the country.
The next step, while it is up to the presidents' decision, would
invariably cause problems with respects to the property where
the presidential residency was located.
Headline News -- Korean GOLD Find
June 30, 2003
Seoul, South Korea
UP., AP., Rueters Int. President Noh today in answering
questions about the recent gold find on the Presidential property
earlier this week disclosed that, "the value of the ore body
is so great that not to mine it would be imbecilic.
He announced, in a widely covered news statement, that the ore
body would be mined and that his staff was taking tenders and
proposals on the mining project.
While estimates of the ore body, originally given at values of
between 600 and 800 trillion US dollars, continues to change,
the president said that the total value could not be determined
until an accurate assessment project had been carried out and
concluded. These processes were currently being screened for the
possibility of potential threats to the presidents' life.
The president also stated that the assessment project had been
awarded to the Hyundai group, which has currently been exposed
to negative publicity because of actions of the previous president,
Kim, Dae Jung's "Sunshine Policy Politics" scandal.
The Hyundai groups' president was not immediately available for
comment; however, the promotions division did state that the Hyundai
group was overjoyed at being awarded the project.
The assessment project award brings some ready cash into the
corporate giant, which has of late been suffering negative results
in the Korean stock exchange (KOSCO). The result of which was
a positive jump in the value of their stock, up 20 and ¼
points from yesterday and currently trading at 80000Won per issue.
The president, when asked about his choice, stated that the company
provided the best proposal. However, he declined to establish
that value of the project bid, which once again created issue
with the transparency of business in South Korea.
On a corresponding note, the president did say that the mining
project would be open to international bids since no Korean company
held the skills required to develop the ore body, and he really
did not want to have his tea spilled while they were drilling
and blasting under his house.
July 5, 2003
Headline News - Sherritt Mining to Receive Gold Mine Development
Project
UP., AP., Rueters Int. - President Noh, in an effort to fast
track the gold development beneath the "blue" house
announced today that Sherritt Mining of Canada would receive the
project to mine the ore body. He said that Sherritt Mining would
form a partnership with Hyundai to define, assess, develop, and
mine the ore body. The partnership would be fifty-fifty and would
give the Koreans the ability to develop future deposits like the
current deposit.
When asked why he chose Sherritt, the president replied that
the company, after being researched showed that they had the greatest
skills when it came to this area of mining.
Sherritt mining officials when asked to comment said they were
happy to have received the project approval. When questioned regarding
the implementation of the project proposal stated that the largest
part of the technical skills would come from their geological
staff, while the majority of the labor force would be composed
of Koreans. When asked how communication between the two groups
would be facilitated, Sherritt officials stated that they were
going to hire expatriate English teachers to school the laborers
in English. Should further problems arise they would employ 25
full time interpreters.
Asked how they would deal with ore removal, the officials replied
they would use the nearby sewer system as away to ground image
the ore body, then use drift, and raise techniques to access the
ore body.
Headline News
Fooled by Fool's Gold
September 30 2003
UP., AP., Rueters Int. - Sherritt Mining officials
finally having received the results from the test drill holes
on the ore body beneath the presidential "blue" house
announced today that the find was a hoax. Officials said that
the drill hole core assays showed that there was absolutely no
value to the ore.
Off the record, one official was heard to have said this was
the biggest cock up in history, and that the geologist who found
it should go back to University and study basket weaving since
he could not tell gold ore from Fools Gold.
The original geologist who assessed the ore body was unavailable
for comment.
June 26, 2003 Maurice Lineman
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